last night i made carbonara for dinner. funny story... i went to the market to purchase supplies for dinner. i can't find pancetta.
me to the guy in the meats area: "excuse me, do you carry pancetta here?"
him: "cheddar should be in the cheese section."
me: "not cheddar, i am looking for pancetta."
him: "cheddar is where the cheeses are."
me: "i'm looking for pancetta, similar to bacon."
him: "it's a meat? like bacon? it used to be by the sliced deli meats but we must not carry it anymore."
liar. okay, maybe it isn't so funny..