pan-chedder

last night i made carbonara for dinner. funny story... i went to the market to purchase supplies for dinner. i can't find pancetta.
me to the guy in the meats area: "excuse me, do you carry pancetta here?"

him: "cheddar should be in the cheese section."

me: "not cheddar, i am looking for pancetta."

him: "cheddar is where the cheeses are."

me: "i'm looking for pancetta, similar to bacon."

him: "it's a meat? like bacon? it used to be by the sliced deli meats but we must not carry it anymore."


liar. okay, maybe it isn't so funny..

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